Me: Is it bad how much happiness I get from poutine?
Jason: Better than getting your happiness from heroin.
Me: But I would be thin if I loved heroin.
Jason: I'll support you whatever addiction you decide on.
Me: Financially? Because the only thing stopping me from makin friends with Henry* is a lack of funding.
After having the above text-session with Jason, I made a decision. A very big decision. But I didn't tell anyone, because I thought it was very unlikely I would follow through with it. I have mulled it over and, for the greater good of my waist line,
I'm giving up poutine**!
* I'm reading a really great memoir right now, chock full of Beats. Henry was a term for heroin, I guess. Now, according to urban dictionary, it refers to an eight of pot. Now you know.
**For a month. Maybe.